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&amp;#8226; &lt;strong&gt;Advanced 3-Button Optical Scroll&lt;/strong&gt; technology provides precision control &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#8226; &lt;strong&gt;No mouse ball&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;#8211; Works on virtually any surface, no cleaning or mousepad needed &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#8226; &lt;strong&gt;System Requirements:&lt;/strong&gt; Windows&#174; 95/98/2000/ME/XP/NT/Vista, Mac OS X 10+, Linux &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#8226; &lt;strong&gt;No additional software needed&lt;/strong&gt; &amp;#8211; Works right out of the box &lt;br /&gt;
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  <body>I know everything. No one&#8217;s as clever as me. And I never forget anything. From now on all the brainiacs of the world can show everyone in the office how smart they are. Attractively wrapped in a specially designed box, this fun mouse is perfect for any loved one who works with a computer, your neuro-obsessed friend or just to treat yourself. This great gift idea can brighten up someone&#8217;s workday or add a bit of fun while e-mailing their friends or flirting with their latest Facebook crush! Also available in gold.


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&amp;#8226; &lt;strong&gt;Advanced 3-Button Optical Scroll&lt;/strong&gt; technology provides precision control 
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&amp;#8226; &lt;strong&gt;800 DPI Optical Sensor&lt;/strong&gt; - High resolution for powerful and smooth tracking performance 
&amp;#8226; &lt;strong&gt;No mouse ball&lt;/strong&gt; - Works on virtually any surface, no cleaning or mousepad needed 
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&amp;#8226; &lt;strong&gt;No additional software needed&lt;/strong&gt; - Works right out of the box 
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